Holy Spirit Retires, Holy Bible Elevated…

HEAVEN, Above (BP) — The Holy Spirit’s role as the third person of the Trinity will be vacated March 1, 2006 after several millennia of diligent work among the people of Earth. Replacing him in the Trinity will be the inerrant and infalliable Holy Bible. In response to calls that he had been muscled out of the Trinity, the Holy Spirit responded, “I’m not Stan van Gundy. I’m stepping aside for personal reasons, for family reasons, and that’s all. The Holy Bible will do a phenomenal job convicting people of their sins for me.” Calls to the Southern Baptist Convention went unanswered.

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